怎么写幽默英语演讲稿
love your mother
爱你的母亲
why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?
你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.
"because im a woman," she told him.
因为我是女人,她告诉他.
"i dont understand," he said.
我不明白.他回答
his mom just hugged him and said,
"and you never will, but thats o.k.".......
妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."
later the little boy asked his father,
"why does mom seem to cry for no reason?".
后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?"
"all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say......
"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...
the little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,
他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.
finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked "god, why do women cry so easily?"
最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"
god answered......
上帝回答:
"when i made woman,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet,
made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...
"当我创造女人的时候,
我决定把她造的很特别,
我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,
却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...
i gave her the inner strength
to endure childbirth
and the rejection
that many times will come
even from her own children.
我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,
也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,
甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...
i gave her a hardness
that allows her
to keep going and take care
of her family and friends,
even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without
complaining....
我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,
并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,
甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,
她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...
i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....
she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....
我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的.孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候...
她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧...
i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults
and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....
我给她力量关心她的丈夫,尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人,使女人可以保护男人的心脏...
i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....
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