生活幽默英语笑话

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来生活幽默英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　生活幽默英语笑话：生日派对1

On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.

在教师节里，一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物，首先花匠的儿子递上他的礼物。

A:I bet I know what it flowers.

我敢打赌我知道里面是什么……是一些花。

B:That is right, but how did you know?

是的`，可是你是怎么知道的呢?

A:Just a wild guess.

瞎猜的。

(The second pupil is the candy store owner's teacher hands her gift over head.

第二个学生是糖果店老板的女儿。老师把她送的礼物举起来。)

A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.

我敢打赌我知道里面是什么，是一盒糖果。

C:That's right. But how did you know?

对了，但你怎么知道的?

A:Just a lucky guess.

碰巧猜出来的。

(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.

第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子，老师把它举起来，但有液体漏了出来，她用手蘸了一滴漏出来的液体，尝了一下味道。)

A:Is it wine?

是果酒吗?

D:No.

不是。

(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.

老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西。)

A:Is it champagne?

是香槟吗?

D:No.

不是。

A:Now, I give up. What is it?

好吧，我猜不着了，里面到底是什么呢?

D:A puppy.

是一只小狗。

　　生活幽默英语笑话：狂欢圣诞2

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。

A:But officer, I can explain.

长官，请听我解释。

B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.

闭嘴，我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静，直到警长回来为止。

A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .

但是，长官，我只是想说……。

B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!

我说过闭嘴，你要进监狱了!

(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.

儿个小时后警官去看囚犯。)

B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了，回来后他心情肯定比较好。

A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.

别指望啦。我就是新郎。